I get paid 28 dollars to do political Canvassing. I'm supposed to walk up to a door, give a spiel about how a billionaire is really supposed to do good and shit(even though I'm aware of their real plans which are disturbing to say the least) while being tracked on GPS, and insert surveys on their app, today I committed 3 hours of “wage theft” by instead reading reddit on my phone and entering in random responses while rolling down hills on adult Heelys(I have no shame). And tomorrow I plan on figuring out how to spoof my location and simply “work from home by moving my GPS location and filling out bs surveys.
I resent having to harass people in their homes just to be able to pay my bills, and I feel no guilt stealing from billionares.
It's a temporary gig, but I wonder how long I can steal from them.