Ever since I was a little boy I always loved the Costco sample lady. It looks like an awesome job. You get to cut food with scissors and give away free food. No one gets mad about free food. The only time it would suck is when they give you something no one wants. Like Triscuits, they are dry and gross.
I’ve been microwaving shit since I was like 4 years old. I got 29 years experience with microwaves.
My current job is trucking, I hate my boss. She is so damn stupid. Fuck my license! They drug test for weed! I just want to get high and give out samples. Just shot cups filled with ranch or something.
I can dress up in drag or something and just have fun trying to sell whatever the sample is. It sounds like so much fun!
Then get those bomb ass Costco hotdogs on my lunch break.
This is not a joke, I’m serious!!!
Just gonna save up some money from this dumb ass job and then bounce!