I was having dinner with a friend and we were talking about beer and work and it reminded me of this job posting gold from 6 years ago.

I was actually living in Portland and looking for IT work at the time, so I remember this posting when it came out. Absolutely ridiculous! I figured I would share it here for a good laugh. https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1geixc/rogue_is_hiring_and_it_manager_must_have_no_self/