Been working here for 4 and a half years and take a daily paid poo. Let's say, on average, I go for 15 minutes, which is very generous for a male. I'd say I go 4 times a week guaranteed, so I make 1 hours wage in a week in the toilet. Currently on $29 an hour (not USD), multiply by 48 weeks (take off annual leave) then multiply that by 4 and a half years I've been here and I have roughly made $6,264 from sitting in situations like I am now and scrolling/posting to Reddit.
I have zero regrets and will miss this toilet more than I will miss anyone at this workplace.