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imagine this . it’s your first day of work

Your mum said “let's Goooooo” She's kind of told you about this day all along. Along with every one else in your life you ever met. You get a bit scared and camera shy, for some reason people that aren't you, want to remember every single bit of you! Because you are you! Congrats! You've learned pronouns! King and Queen! No no no that's not it Alan! You are a living diary of other people's lives, just, because! Because your family is your family and somewhere or another they were first,,! But no matter what. No matter matter qualification or experience or what the plebes need. That's it. Sign a paper and bam. That's it. That's yours. “It's all mine” “The kingdom is mine” The Realms of whatever of the fuck “realms” even means in 2020. It's your first day of work and YOU ARE KING! You are 73 years…


Your mum said “let's Goooooo”
She's kind of told you about this day all along.
Along with every one else in your life you ever met.
You get a bit scared and camera shy,
for some reason people that aren't you,
want to remember every single bit of you!
Because you are you!
Congrats!
You've learned pronouns!
King and Queen! No no no that's not it Alan!
You are a living diary of other people's lives, just, because!
Because your family is your family and somewhere or another they were first,,! But no matter what. No matter matter qualification or experience or what the plebes need.
That's it. Sign a paper and bam. That's it. That's yours.
“It's all mine”
“The kingdom is mine”
The Realms of whatever of the fuck “realms” even means in 2020.
It's your first day of work and YOU ARE KING!

You are 73 years old. You're tired.

What do you say?

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