If it wasn’t for idiots/absent minded professors would you have a job?
Let me clarify.
In this instance.
Idiot = someone who deliberately leave a coffee cup, or doesn’t clean up after themselves, throws a piece of paper in the bin, it misses they say
“No don’t pick it up, I have given someone a job, I feel better about myself”
Absent minded professor = someone who leaves their coffee cup on top of the photocopier, whilst taking a very important phone call, unaware because they were “saving the world!!! at their high paying job!!!”
I have often said that, if people cleaned up their mess, put whiteboard markers back where they belonged, pushed in their fucking chairs, cleaned whiteboards etc etc, it would be great, but then I would have nothing to do at work all day, and would probably loose my job.
Anyone else have a job like this?