I swear, in the past four months, I have not had ONE interview where they didn't admit to at least one major instance of fudging the truth in their ad within the first 5-15 minutes.
Like… regular office hours? “Well, that means regular for US, you see, which is noon to 9 pm with Saturdays included.” Administrative job? “Technically it's mainly that, but we expect our staff to wear many hats, so you'd be expected to do market research, customer service in two languages, and also accounting(!!!!!).” Remote and hybrid opportunities? “Oh we added that to get more applicants! No, the software would allow it, but the owner just really wants everyone here (in this drafty windowless warehouse). Are you still interested?” WELL GEEZ MARTHA, I WONDER.
all I want is a fkin M-F 9-5 where I can sit down, so I can both see my family every now and then and not hurt my bad back further to leave myself disabled by 35, is that too much to fkin ask for