Found this somewhere else. Can't give credit for it either.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
Since: Knowledge = Power and; Time = Money.
Therefore Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.