So, I work at home for a company that is absolutely not Direct TV and tries to Dish out the worst service possible.
I had gotten an escalated call from a customer who was already irate for no reason other than to cause confusion with whoever he/she was talking to, and frustrate them so he/she can receive the tiny discount that he/she felt entitled to. Well, I took the bait so far as to say that I told him/her in the nicest way possible that I'd seen empty wallets with more sense than what he/she was saying. Then the destitute little simpleton demands to speak to a manager.
Now, my numbers have always been good since the day I started. Won a couple awards even in my short time here.
But now I'm in this headspace where I want to use my current 3 day weekend to find new WAH employment, JUST for the satisfaction of being able to rub it in their face.
I want to have a new job, then just take a knee and run out the fucking clock; transfer calls unnecessarily, “somehow” just keep losing internet service…. and just doing a bunch of other plausibly deniable shit
Before they swing the axe down, I want to have my moment to be able to look at them in that Zoom meeting and say “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial; can you say the same?” Right before I pull the plug on their POS towers that can somehow only accept VGA inputs in 2022