Man fuck employers hyping their qualifications.

These hypocritical shit cannons are always trying to employ superior workers with horrific pay. If yall need a reference, or an employer to fill in employment gaps, dm me and let me know your situation. Did stand up comedy for years and had some sales roles. I'll make them think you're the Pope. Eat the Rich and Fuck that Shit. I may be crass, but eloquent corporate lingo is a skillset of mine