Me working remote has nothing to do with you. Feel free to commute into the office with less traffic and thank remote workers for your shortened commute.
No you don't get any added benefit from me being in the office, you get hated less when we don't have to deal with you in person.
I'm still just going to grab the mouse from your hand to show you how to print to a pdf. I'm not going to talk you through it in person so you might as well just watch my screen share.
Half my time is spent task switching from the project you want me to complete, to send you the same report link you ask for every week. But go ahead and make double my pay without knowing how to fucking bookmark a webpage.
I know why you silo the visualizations I produce. It's so you can earn your keep in the executive meetings I could easily replace you in.
/End rant