These fools have wildly underestimated me.
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In actuality my office (just me) lost internet access as IT was changing local equipment, but the change was at many spots across the whole complex. We were told ahead of time to expect temporary outages. Except I didn't get that message as I was already w/ out internet before that message went out. My report of “no internet” was ignored as IT assumed it was just part of the temporary outages. But it was not, something wasn't set right.
Also, it's hard to file a “no internet access” report to IT when you don't have internet access.
The timing is a pinch funny as work is slow and I wasted a lot of time online last week. In any event, I made my own entertainment.