I replied, “Yeah I don't really eat a lot.”
She asked Why??
So I looked her dead in the eye and said “I can't afford a lot of food.”
The resulting 5 minute awkward silence was the best five minutes of my life.
Edit: good lord this blew up. First of all, I know this is cliché, but seriously PLEASE don't award this post! Send the money to a charity that helps get food to people instead 🙂
As for the fraction of people yelling “fAkE!”, If you go to comments I already explained the basics. If you're really that mad and that sure it's fake, try reading those first. If you don't want to/do and still don't believe it happened- congratulations! You get the biggest sceptic award! And with that comes the wet towel sash 🙂