I accepted a new job offer paying me significantly more than what I am getting paid right now. I put in a two-week notice at work and my boss had the audacity to say
“You are a manager and need to put in a one month notice which is expected from your position”
I legit laughed! I don’t need to do shit. Needless to say I will be enjoying a two week vacation with my family before starting my new job as I quit on the spot after that.