So with Roe vs Wade news coming out last week, I decided to show solidarity with women everywhere and get a vasectomy. I told my boss in so many words I’m worried about knocking up my hot girlfriend as we are very anti-children since the society we live in today is not suitable to raise a child. My boss told me that since a vasectomy is elective surgery, the company will not be approving my PTO request. I need this job so I don’t really know what to do. And to answer some questions which I’m sure I’ll get: 1) I’m allergic to latex and sheepskin so condoms are out. 2) my stacked girlfriend can’t go on birth control because of the reactions her body has to them. 3) I’m not going to stop fucking because a bunch of ghouls on the Supreme Court have decided to police my attractive girlfriends body.
Any advice?