I have 2 coworkers at my job. But are nice people but they are oblivious to the work around them.
The guests love them because they are sweet and nice. But let me explain these 2 individuals are like walking etch-a-sketches. They turn around and shake everything in the pea brains loose.
For example, last week we had some product come in that isn't in our normal purview. Rather than sending it back and having to do more paperwork. I chose to keep it and use it for a team breakfast as a “BONUS” item.
Nit-wit #2 proceeds to cover the kitchen today. With no provocation sees the leftover flats of muffins all the way from the back storage room. Where she then chooses to take them past the kitchen thru the lobby to the front desk where I'm working for the day. (I work both kitchen and front desk)
Just to ask “what do you want me to do with these?”
I told her to keep them wrapped and we will see what the boss wants to do with them.
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY:
If I, the guy who does the ordering ain't fucking worried about it then why the fuck are you?! PLEASE shove one of those muffins in your mouth and STFU!
THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME!
There have been days where this nimrod would walk thru the hotel lobby with a 10-inch chef knife in hand.
Now that story is about #2. Who wants stories about #1?