I'm a sysadmin from the Balkans. This matters, because we get paid very little compared to western Europe. For reference, something along the lines of a fifth of what sysadmins in the UK get, since our country is a cheap labour heaven, essentially the Mexico of Europe.
Short of embezzling my current employer's entire stockpile of liquid assets, getting a fake identity and fleeing to Italy, what can I do to do what I want?