One of the biggest reasons I hate trying to get a job is background checks.

Please for the love of god fuck off with all the stupid loopholes and questions that MOST people can’t remember. Just ask the basic questions.. why do they make these goddamn things so intrusive and annoying to go through? And there’s no fucking option to just say “I don’t know” on some of the questions. Doing a first advantage background check for FedEx right now and I’m honestly about to call them and tell to suck a dick with this mess.