How is this shit even legal? I snuck up there last night because he asked me “if I knew anyone looking for a rental” — he didn't offer to show me the place, mind you! The entire place is about the size of my downstairs apartment's bedroom, there's no kitchen, and the bathroom consists of a shower with the toilet inside of it. There's ONE, singular window.
And holy shit was it fucking HHOOOTTT up there.
He's asking $1,000/mo. I'm actually mostly shocked that he asked me to recommend this place to an acquantaince, when I have to assume he wouldn't even let his fucking DOG live there.