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National Boss’s Day

National boss's day is coming up. This nice girl at work came up to us and told us that everybody is pitching in $20 to buy the boss a gift. I told her I didn't like the boss and don't have 20 to spare. She laughed but I didn't put in any money. What I make a year he get in safety quarterly bonuses. My chump charge isn't going to buy him anything he can't afford. Hopefully there won't be one next year.

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Get paid for your Poops

The other day I clocked in after lunch early just to make sure I got paid for pooping. Remember to work your wage kings.

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You know it’s rigged when…

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We’re family? So you’re firing your mom too?

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Work hard, save money, invest

Have a budget, be deliberate with your finances and retire really early and then you don’t have to worry about work anymore – unless you want to do it for fun or the experience.

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Im too dumb to understand what they mean by this, but I know it belongs here…

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I have a holiday already booked but just started my new job

So I booked a 3 week holiday next year, in about 5 months. I’ve just started in a new job from next week, so by the time the holiday comes I’ll still be in my 6 month probation period. I’m scared taking too much annual leave and going into negatives whilst on probation period. How should I go about it?

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Both sides of the conversation are me.

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National bosses day is this Sunday, womp womp

For all of us Monday through Friday folks, who’s laughing?

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Is it possible to escape the Matrix

As above how can we work to escape ?