Antiwork

What excuses are serious enough to help me get enough sympathy to keep my job when I have skipped two days of work with no contact? Please help me with some unethical lies to save my job. I know this is terrible. But please bare with me and try to understand, and possibly offer up advice if any. So I’m not proud of this to say the least and I’m pissed at myself for the situation I got myself in. However my bosses have also screwed me over time and time again (I am currently looking for another job, but also appreciate the experience I’m building while still at this one). On Wednesday afternoon, after work (I am only part time) I went home and when my boss texted and called me a couple times, I didn’t answer because they ALWAYS contact me after hours asking for things and I’m…