Worked for Subway 20 years ago.
Girlfriend also worked there.
Closed down store with my key. Put sign on door that said “going to the bank – need change.”
Left store, drove not to the bank but to a gas station.
Bought condoms.
Went back to Subway and fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom and in the manager’s office. While we are both clocked in, mind you.
Reopened the store. Made subs for people.
I encourage all of you youngsters out there to do the same thing. Just, ya know, be smart because 20 years ago cameras weren’t everywhere.