Q for cowboys / cowgirls Ain’t no self respecting tractor driver yeet’in on motor oil WORK schedules and spottin’ the week with hours like spots on a cow?

Put that sht down on a haybale and lasso your boss’s ass tie it to your pet chickens, a sight as beautiful as the first time hearing the cows happily moo’ing at the sunset in content Jumping out your cowboy boots to the btch bosses out there NO MORE IF I LASSO ALL YOUR BOSSES’ ARSE.

TLDR: To put it politely, b*tch fuck skeet skeet mother f’er boss bitches working WHO’S WITH ME?!? fuck