https://www.theonion.com/recruiter-saw-your-background-in-computer-science-and-t-1830772882
This is old and obviously satire but it actually reflects the type of emails I've gotten from indeed or other job sites. I'm not looking for a job at the moment but am likely to quit my job for another soon for being severely underpaid and I dread going back to the mess that is endless job applications and getting ghosted for jobs I'm perfectly qualified for