Capitalist Gaslighting
OP (Random Capitalist)
Hurr Durr..you're doing everything wrong. You're just lazy. I am so happy being a corporate slave. Hurr Durr.
Complaining/Venting
OP: Look at the terrible thing my boss did/said
Everyone: Oh no! Quit! Capitalism sucks!
Eat the Rich
OP: Look at terrible thing this rich person did.
Everyone: Oh no! Capitalism sucks!
Eat the Rich – Jealousy Edition
OP: Look extravagant life of this rich person!
Everyone: Oh no! Capitalism sucks!
Revolutionary
OP: Let's do this revolutionary thing! Who's with me?
Everyone: Yes! Let's do that!!
Everyone (IRL):
Contrived Atrocities
OP: My boss wants to take my kidney, my liver and my first born. Is this legal?
Everyone: Oh no! Quit! Capitalism sucks!