Position requirements that suit me well:
● As CEO, you are the main delegator of everything, and hard-working people want you to tell them what to do. Excellent.
● Small company CEOs must sell, so you are required to drink and have fun with people at lunches, dinners, and outings. Excellent.
● The CEO can be fired, but is almost always paid to go away, and sometimes the severance amount is even discussed when the CEO is being hired. Sounds like guaranteed, pre-paid vacation to me. Excellent.
● As small company CEO, you decide what your pay should be, because you are also the chief financial officer. This helps maximize your income. Excellent.
Sounds like the right job for me!