I have a shitty corporate job. I hate it. I especially can't stand all the phrases I hear during meetings like “move the needle” and “ping me” and “let's take this offline” and “low hanging fruit” and everyone is always talking about how they're “super excited” about stuff. Anyway, I was doing a Google search on all the stupid corporate phrases that people use, and I came across this site. Not sure if they're being serious or making fun. Either way, I bought a shirt lol. Gonna wear it on Monday at work. Thought I'd share.