And some stupid manager is having an aneurysm because an employee took too long to poop. Do these managers realize how stupid they are? Do micromanaging bosses, who bear little to no significance in this world, even have an inkling of a notion of how feeble-minded they are, when, all around us extraordinary things – such as the birth of new stars and galaxies – occur, yet they lose brain cells over employees taking lunch and going to the bathroom?
Surely history will look back on us in ridicule.