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The life of a rich man

Give a rich person 100k and they won't care because they're rich and their parents already gave them 27 million in trust at 18 and paid for a private education that basically was sitting them in a room with 300 other millionaires who will fail 400 times between them and then partner up to buy a startup formed by a tech savant. They will become the board of governors for the new company and make a billion dollars for themselves by figuring out how to avoid taxes and gouge the consumers as much as possible. The leading tech pioneers will earn pennies and the actual workers who actually do all the fucking work will make next to nothing. The rich people, while playing golf with their millionaire classmates, will learn insider information and make a few more million on investments. Then they will make a few more deals with other…


Give a rich person 100k and they won't care because they're rich and their parents already gave them 27 million in trust at 18 and paid for a private education that basically was sitting them in a room with 300 other millionaires who will fail 400 times between them and then partner up to buy a startup formed by a tech savant. They will become the board of governors for the new company and make a billion dollars for themselves by figuring out how to avoid taxes and gouge the consumers as much as possible. The leading tech pioneers will earn pennies and the actual workers who actually do all the fucking work will make next to nothing.

The rich people, while playing golf with their millionaire classmates, will learn insider information and make a few more million on investments. Then they will make a few more deals with other classmates who ended up in politics where they get government handouts and steer policy to crush labor reform.

Then they remember they got a free 100k and write a big charity check for publicity to a buddies non-profit that only donates 16% to the cause but gets them a write-off that lowers their tax rate to 3%.

They then return the favor by holding the next corporate retreat at their parents resort hotel in Las Vegas. At which point they spend 500k on call girls and high-class escorts and another 800k on silence money for an abortion, so it doesn't cause a divorce. They also lose 400k gambling.

But all that doesn't matter because the workers increased the value of their portfolio 17% and that means another prime rate loan can be taken out for 23 million dollars to buy a new condo in New York, LA, and the Caymans. No taxes of course.

“Did someone say something about a BMW? I think I'll buy a Lamborghini they say and give my wife a new pair of breasts. I am going to have to look great if I am going to run for Senate next year and I won't if she has small tits. This cocaine is good,” says the rich man.

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