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The Perfect Quiet Quitter – A True Story

Otto is a man who does not give a fuck. He's 87 years old. Comes into the office at 10:30 and has a nap at his desk. Goes out for a smoke. Has another nap. Presses a few keys on his keyboard, has a smoke and another nap. Lunchtime. After lunch smoke, nap, smoke, nap and before you know it it's time to call it a day. New people in the company sometimes see him asleep at his desk and get upset or pissed off. These people come and go. They get laid off all the time. But Otto just naps and smokes and still survives. Otto doesn't give a fuck. He fondly remembers punch cards and indoor smoking. He quietly laments the increase in “women engineers” as he takes a drag. He makes six figures but hates it when some of these younger brats ask him if they can…


Otto is a man who does not give a fuck.

He's 87 years old. Comes into the office at 10:30 and has a nap at his desk. Goes out for a smoke. Has another nap. Presses a few keys on his keyboard, has a smoke and another nap.

Lunchtime.

After lunch smoke, nap, smoke, nap and before you know it it's time to call it a day.

New people in the company sometimes see him asleep at his desk and get upset or pissed off. These people come and go. They get laid off all the time. But Otto just naps and smokes and still survives.

Otto doesn't give a fuck.

He fondly remembers punch cards and indoor smoking. He quietly laments the increase in “women engineers” as he takes a drag. He makes six figures but hates it when some of these younger brats ask him if they can bum a smoke.

Otto doesnt care that he doesnt know how to use his computer even though he's an IT Manager. He just clocks in and out. He does nothing. The last CTO wanted him gone but he got gone himself and Otto is still standing.

Otto doesn't give a fuck. He's the ultimate quiet quitter. He's best friends with the owner.

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