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This is how I stole 50 pounds of Panda Express food.

I have a closing shift we are throwing out the food I put all the food in one trash bag and then say it’s full or put another one over it after wrapping it. takes trash out back places food bag by corner, call my friend to pick it up my friend is with me when I get home we feast. we give excess to homeless by using cardboard plates and going to the bridge where they live. TLDR: when you can steal from your job, steal from the job. Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I steal food on company time … Edit: this is from 2019 :3


  • I have a closing shift

  • we are throwing out the food

  • I put all the food in one trash bag and then say it’s full or put another one over it after wrapping it.

  • takes trash out back

  • places food bag by corner, call my friend to pick it up

  • my friend is with me when I get home

  • we feast.

  • we give excess to homeless by using cardboard plates and going to the bridge where they live.

TLDR: when you can steal from your job, steal from the job.

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I steal food on company time …

Edit: this is from 2019 :3

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