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this sub needs a theme song! (“I need a hero” – parody)

Nobody wants to work anymore I told my shareholders that I'm sorry but if people don't stop being so darn lazy I might have to sell a Ferrari ​ I need some heroes! I need naïve single mothers with low self esteem until they realize it pays $1275 and day-care costs $1350 ​ I need some heroes! People so desperate they buy groceries on their credit cards My minimum wage won't even cover your rent get your bread with 20% APR ​ I bought a yacht and a tennis court with my government bail out loan. Now they act, as taxpayer backed collateral for my summer home! ​ I need some heroes! College graduates in Information technology with at least $80 grand in student debt for jobs we'd rather fill with H1B's ​ I need some heroes! Must have some experience and a masters degree for my internship with no…


Nobody wants to work anymore

I told my shareholders that I'm sorry

but if people don't stop being so darn lazy

I might have to sell a Ferrari

I need some heroes!

I need naïve single mothers with low self esteem

until they realize it pays $1275

and day-care costs $1350

I need some heroes!

People so desperate they buy groceries on their credit cards

My minimum wage won't even cover your rent

get your bread with 20% APR

I bought a yacht and a tennis court

with my government bail out loan.

Now they act, as taxpayer backed

collateral for my summer home!

I need some heroes!

College graduates in Information technology

with at least $80 grand in student debt

for jobs we'd rather fill with H1B's

I need some heroes!

Must have some experience and a masters degree

for my internship with no benefits

and the privilege of working for free.

I need some heroes!

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