Nobody wants to work anymore
I told my shareholders that I'm sorry
but if people don't stop being so darn lazy
I might have to sell a Ferrari
I need some heroes!
I need naïve single mothers with low self esteem
until they realize it pays $1275
and day-care costs $1350
I need some heroes!
People so desperate they buy groceries on their credit cards
My minimum wage won't even cover your rent
get your bread with 20% APR
I bought a yacht and a tennis court
with my government bail out loan.
Now they act, as taxpayer backed
collateral for my summer home!
I need some heroes!
College graduates in Information technology
with at least $80 grand in student debt
for jobs we'd rather fill with H1B's
I need some heroes!
Must have some experience and a masters degree
for my internship with no benefits
and the privilege of working for free.
I need some heroes!