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This was my anniversary present

I was given a “gift bag” from my job for my anniversary with the company. I was given a red plastic bowl (the kind of plastic from those fake easter eggs) A razor, some cheap dollar store candy. Off-brand cookies (not even sure where they got them, they are THAT off brand). And the crown Jewels. A single small plastic container, filled with assorted unlabeled pills. I do not know what any of these pills are, or do. My assumption is they are just ibuprofen and advils. But seriously… wtf?


I was given a “gift bag” from my job for my anniversary with the company. I was given a red plastic bowl (the kind of plastic from those fake easter eggs) A razor, some cheap dollar store candy. Off-brand cookies (not even sure where they got them, they are THAT off brand). And the crown Jewels. A single small plastic container, filled with assorted unlabeled pills. I do not know what any of these pills are, or do. My assumption is they are just ibuprofen and advils. But seriously… wtf?

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