Make sure you hold in your poop until you get to the office to take enormous shits on company time in return for how they've shit on you for mandated returns. This means:
To withhold a bowel movement, it is necessary to control the anal muscles.
Contracting certain muscles in the anus helps stop the release of stool, whereas relaxing them facilitates a bowel movement. To contract these muscles and hold in poop, people should squeeze their buttocks together.
Certain dietary choices may also help a person hold in poop. For instance, they can avoid high fiber foods before and during times when it is not desirable to poop.
Limiting or avoiding drinks that may stimulate a bowel movement, such as coffee or fruit juices, until you arrive at the office, can also help.
It's also normal to shit 3 times a day so even if you aren't shitting that much, pretend you are.