You said we are lazy, we wont work as much and we will use a mouse clicker.
You wanna know the reality? It's so much worse.
I work out 5 days a week, i lift weights every 30 minutes all day. during work hours. You thought I was gonna waste MY free time to workout?
I check crypto bots, prices and sometimes even do some investing
I check stocks and research stocks
I have reddit/twitter/4chan/youtube/cumtown podcast opened
I actually write little funny stories and use social media to grow my self as a side gig.
I watch porn sometimes, takes like 30 minutes.
It takes me 25-40 minutes to even start working in the morning, and i regularly finish early
Lunch is of course always 5-10 minures more
sometimes i nap
Imagine me taking like 15min break every hour.
I dont care about your office building investment or your manager job
If you even dare try anything i will quit on the spot. good luck replacing me with so much work coming
i appear green because im constantly chatting with colleagues like a high school girl.
I try to do as little work as possible while being a yes man and always happy
if I have to do any work….i screech in agony and make sure to let you know i am working a lot
you can do nothing about this