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Today my 3-year old son learned about Capitalism.

My 6-year old daughter and 3-year old son were racing this morning. My daughter, who’s naturally faster, got ahead of her brother easily and then declared, “Whoever’s in the lead can freeze the person behind them. Freeze!” My son freezes and she starts laughing and runs further ahead before unfreezing him. This continues for over a minute and he start screaming in frustration. So today my son learned how capitalism works. On the plus side, my daughter learned how revolutions work because he stopped listening and blew past her for the win.


My 6-year old daughter and 3-year old son were racing this morning. My daughter, who’s naturally faster, got ahead of her brother easily and then declared, “Whoever’s in the lead can freeze the person behind them. Freeze!”

My son freezes and she starts laughing and runs further ahead before unfreezing him. This continues for over a minute and he start screaming in frustration.

So today my son learned how capitalism works. On the plus side, my daughter learned how revolutions work because he stopped listening and blew past her for the win.

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