Went in at the same time as always and was greeted with an email stating I’m under investigation. So I go to the building and the questioning begins. Did you say “did you shit your pants” …
Yes, that guy literally farted in my face and could give me pink eye.
Did you say fuck? Probably.
We’re you talking about a vasectomy?
Well yeah, manager asked me about it and the info.
Turns out my manager filed a complaint on me for vulgar language and talking about vasectomies. This dude sucks so I fumed on on him for treating me like shit ever since he found out I have ptsd.