Trolling applications

I’ve been applying to jobs for months now – wasting my time with various cover letters, coding projects, technical interviews. I estimate 10 hours a week. Anyway today I just sent out this for multiple cover letters: I am a great programmer. Some are saying the greatest. my recent lab tests were ‘astonishingly excellent,’ said Harold Bornstein, a gastroenterologist on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. My recent examination showed ‘only positive results.’ My strength and stamina are ‘extraordinary.’ My cardiovascular system is ‘excellent,’ and I have ‘no history’ of drinking or smoking. “What’s more, Bornstein writes, ‘If chosen, Mr. , I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever to work at this company.’ If it worked for Trump, maybe it will work for me. Edit: yes, I’m still working full time.