INTERVIEW ME IN PERSON IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO HIRE ME, I AM A FUCKING HUMAN BEING.
These video interviews where I have 3mins to awkwardly ramble to my cell phone (on the front camera where nobody fucking looks good) with absolutely no feedback or interaction with a real human being are such goddamn bullshit and need to go away.
Why can't I talk to the person in charge of deciding whether or not I spend 8hrs of my life every fucking day at a job, the person who decides whether or not I can eat and pay my bills and support my family?
“Tell us about yourself! Tell us what you're passionate about and why you feel it is relevant to this position. What do you do? Who are you? You have 3mins, go!”
This shit seems designed to fuck people over, I have so much anxiety everytime I go to do these because it feels like my fate is in the hands of a 3min clip where I'm fucking rambling like a dumbass about 26yrs of life.
Also, do human beings even watch these? I'm pretty sure they don't