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went to the most depressing Lego store yesterday on a date

(visiting the Lego store) Went into Lego store, saw a train I wanted, asked the employee if there was another one, he said yes. I wanted to connect two because big train energy right. Anyways, what he told me after made me feel really bad Since it's a Lego store, I assumed it must've been nice to work there, so I was like; “hey is it nice to work here?” (implying it must be nice to at least be around Legos during work) THE GUY STRAIGHT UP SAID “oh of course, I love to help customers” in the fakest employee zombie voice ever and that's when I knew . And the girl at the register was reciting a whole script instead of talking to me like a normal person and that's also when I knew That's when I knew these poor employees have been brainwashed by cooperate entities, not even…


(visiting the Lego store)

Went into Lego store, saw a train I wanted, asked the employee if there was another one, he said yes. I wanted to connect two because big train energy right.

Anyways, what he told me after made me feel really bad

Since it's a Lego store, I assumed it must've been nice to work there, so I was like;
“hey is it nice to work here?” (implying it must be nice to at least be around Legos during work)

THE GUY STRAIGHT UP SAID “oh of course, I love to help customers” in the fakest employee zombie voice ever and that's when I knew .

And the girl at the register was reciting a whole script instead of talking to me like a normal person and that's also when I knew

That's when I knew these poor employees have been brainwashed by cooperate entities, not even Lego is safe anymore.

To any employers:

I'd rather your employees talk to me normally than have the fake employee personality or recite a script.

And yes, my date and I built a Lego train together and did so on a pretty cool scenic place.

It was a cool date for the most part

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