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What excuse can I use to get off work early every Friday?

My boss always sets me these impossible work loads on Fridays. The thing is, I don't want Friday to be my most difficult day. I want it to be the easiest because my arse is already busted by Friday. I understand he probably has some sort of quota he gets behind on as the week goes on and then has to allocate crazy work loads to meet it, but that shouldn't be my problem. I need an excuse. I'm in my mid to late 30s so things like soccer training or something are out of the question. It also can't be band rehearsal or anything in case I'm asked about it at a Christmas party or some other insufferable team bonding day. Any ideas? I'm dying here.


My boss always sets me these impossible work loads on Fridays. The thing is, I don't want Friday to be my most difficult day. I want it to be the easiest because my arse is already busted by Friday.

I understand he probably has some sort of quota he gets behind on as the week goes on and then has to allocate crazy work loads to meet it, but that shouldn't be my problem.

I need an excuse. I'm in my mid to late 30s so things like soccer training or something are out of the question. It also can't be band rehearsal or anything in case I'm asked about it at a Christmas party or some other insufferable team bonding day.

Any ideas? I'm dying here.

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