I've come to the conclusion (as many as you have) that all jobs are scams. They're just there to make the 1% richer while the rest of us go into debt or claw for scraps. Unfortunately, I need money to eat and have a place to rest my head at night. I feel like I'm quite literally a slave with extra steps. I'll probably get a coding job or IT helpdesk position. I want to slack off as much as possible since I sincerely don't care about businesses as I think they're evil, at their very root. What's the best way to get and keep a job without actually doing any actual work?