I do tech support, so I'm naturally sitting and typing on my computer all day, so I'll go on Home Depot's or Lowe's website, start up a live chat, and ask about things like “which nylon zip ties would you recommend to restrain an adult male, roughly 6' 250 lbs?” and “do you carry a band saw capable of cutting through the bones of an adult male?” and “is this particular freezer capable of storing an adult male?” i get mixed answers, but Lowe's is particularly helpful. I even ended a conversation with a Lowe's agent by saying, “you've been an excellent accomplice!” Home Depot, I got transferred to a supervisor and they ended the conversation. I do this on the clock to make it look like I'm doing actual work.
Any recommendations for fun, interesting things to ask? I was thinking about asking about philosophical questions, or just talk about random metaphysical things like religion or morality.