To all you obsessive workers out there who take PTO but stay online and still do remote work and constantly email and IM while you should be on the beach, please please PLEASE STOP.
When you take PTO, you are giving the people you work with a vacation from YOU, and trust me, they need it desperately because you are almost assuredly the type of person who makes way more work for everyone else because you think:
A. It's necessary (It's not)
B. Other people enjoy their job (We don't)
C. The company will fall apart if you aren't here. (It won't)
I know you think you are helping, but you are actually burning us the fuck out.
Sincerely,
Everybody