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You have 8 minutes.

I was at a grocery store yesterday, and there weren't enough shopping carts available. There was an announcement over the intercom saying “to all team members… If you have carts and are not using them to help our beloved customers, please immediately bring it to the front.” I stopped in my tracks and burst out laughing at the phrase “beloved customers.” And then, maybe 30 seconds later, the voice came back, and in a very ominous manner, said: “You have 8 minutes.”


I was at a grocery store yesterday, and there weren't enough shopping carts available. There was an announcement over the intercom saying “to all team members… If you have carts and are not using them to help our beloved customers, please immediately bring it to the front.”

I stopped in my tracks and burst out laughing at the phrase “beloved customers.” And then, maybe 30 seconds later, the voice came back, and in a very ominous manner, said:

“You have 8 minutes.”

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