Let me tell you, Ive been a manager at a McDonalds in Lebanon, Missouri for 29 years. And in these last two years I have completely lost my faith in this generation. Theres this kid I hired a few months ago. He's fresh outta high school. Real quiet type. I asked him if he caught the game last night, and he says he doesn't watch sports.
Completely appalled I asked him what the hell he does and he starts blowing smoke up his own ass about how he's saving up money to go to art school. I did what any real man would do and gave him a reality check. I told him about how college was a scam and that he's wasting his time drawing pictures like some kind of you know what. Apparently he didn't like that because he assaulted me a week later.
Him and another coworker (who I had written up for talking nonsense about politics) teamed up on me while I was closing. The beat me over the head with a broom handle, they ripped my clothes off, and slathered my naked body in Big Mac sauce. The had all these cut up straw rappers that they started to throw on me, becoming stuck on the Big Mac sauce.
Eventually they had enough of hooting and hollering and clocked out and left. After I cleaned myself I wrote them up. If they mess up one more time they're done.
It just really gos to show how you young kids can't respect the previous generations. We are older than you and know better. Back in my day, if I was having a rough day at work, id put on rock n me by Steve miller band and drink a can of coke. I hope you fools knock off this anti work crap.