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Years ago, I discovered that most trucking companies will not route a driver through a city where they have a connection, to prevent sudden resignations. (Cue evil plan.) I was teaming, and my co-driver and I were regularly route to Seattle via Denver or Cheyenne. In the winter, the 1400 or so miles (2200km) from Northern Colorado to Seattle can take a week due to weather. “We can't afford this,” I told my co-driver. He agreed. “I'm going to fix it.” I called dispatch. “We're at the truck stop outside Denver. We don't have a load until morning? Heeey, that's great. I'm going to call my niece. She lives in Fort Collins.” (Fort Collins is also the location of a large brewery, about half-way between Denver and Cheyenne.) Yes, I did have a niece, but apparently I confused Aurora (right around the corner) with Fort Collins (about 50 miles/80km.) Oh,…


Years ago, I discovered that most trucking companies will not route a driver through a city where they have a connection, to prevent sudden resignations. (Cue evil plan.)

I was teaming, and my co-driver and I were regularly route to Seattle via Denver or Cheyenne. In the winter, the 1400 or so miles (2200km) from Northern Colorado to Seattle can take a week due to weather.

“We can't afford this,” I told my co-driver. He agreed. “I'm going to fix it.”

I called dispatch. “We're at the truck stop outside Denver. We don't have a load until morning? Heeey, that's great. I'm going to call my niece. She lives in Fort Collins.” (Fort Collins is also the location of a large brewery, about half-way between Denver and Cheyenne.)

Yes, I did have a niece, but apparently I confused Aurora (right around the corner) with Fort Collins (about 50 miles/80km.) Oh, silly me.

Yeah, silly me. We spent the rest of the winter bouncing between LA and Harrisburg. Because my wife's family was in northern Jersey…

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