So I was fired while on disability (after my FMLA expired) after being dragged for months believing my job was still there when I got back. When I told them I'm ready to come back in the next few weeks, they started the process to bring me back, but kept saying they needed one more week to get things organized, but after two months of this they finally said they had no position for me.
So, I kind of no so nicely demanded my personal items and again, this went back and forth for two months. They would tell me they're gathering my things, but every week when I checked in, they made no progress.
I finally started CCing the CEO, President, etc of the company to my emails and suddenly my stuff appeared (except my iPad) and that they would replace the iPad and include it in the box shipped to me.
They fucking sent me one of their “locked down” iPads with their Rights Managed software on it. I refused it as a replacement and I'm holding their laptop hostage until I get one and informed them I'm currently working for their competitor.