So I'm currently between jobs as I transition from radio to marketing. At the moment, I'm taking care of my disabled mother, so I'm not even able to work full time, as she needs a 24/7 caregiver pretty much for the next few months. So, I figured this was a perfect time to take a few shots at these shitty job posters on Indeed. So, I applied to every horrible, soul crushing job listing in my area. I got an interview with one that posted a $12/hour job that had ridiculous requirements, so my plan went into full effect. I went dressed in a suit and tie, looking exactly the part. However, in my briefcase, I had a foot long meatball sub with extra marinara. I waited until I was called into the guy office, then proceeded with the plan. I walked right past the guy, ignoring his handshake attempt. I walked behind his desk, shoved all his desktop contents to the side, and put my briefcase in the middle of his desk. While maintaining constant eye contact, I took out my sub, and started eating. He just kinda stood there, dumbfounded, and when he started to talk, I just said “that job posting was an insult and a waste of time, so I thought I'd return the favor.” I got threatened with calling the cops at that point, so I left. However, I'll remember this and enjoy the memory for a long time