Q fer th’ cowboys n cowgirls of reddot what y’all do if yer boss calls y’all ass to his office and he breaks down crying and then

He asks if you would kindly consider marrying him since his PR will expire and he wants to stay here. Theoretically you politely, peacefully and respectfully say “btch fck no skeet skeet mother f’er y’all assz ruined my life my pet rock wants to bite yo asz for all the days I come home btchin’ about yo asz mother f’er. Fck…. B*tch get your froot loops lucky charms cheerios cinnamon toast crunch ass out of here. And he breaks down asking you to give him another chance and slips $1000 in your hand What do y’all do be honest